My name is Bryan Knapp and I am running for Pope.

The Papal Election is April 18.  Be sure to vote!*

·       My Positions on the Issues

"I have issues?....I sure do!" 

·       Frequently Asked Questions About Popes

"I wonder if I get to wear a cheese hat?" 

·       Frequently Asked Questions About My Papal Campaign

"10 Steps to Rule the World in 60 Days with a Paperclip and a Rubberband" 

·       Official Campaign Blog

"I don't even like to write..." 

·        List of Papal Candidates

"Me....and ME! "

·        Papacy 2005:  Polling and Analysis (slightly NEW!)

 
"Pfft...polls, who needs em!"
 

External links:
 

·        Vatican:  the Holy See

"Under the sea....under the sea....d'oh!"

·        pitas.com   (free blogging tool)

"Mmm...Chicken Fajita Pita..." 

* Offer applies only to cardinals under the age of 80.  You know who you are.

"Does 20 count?"

Disclaimer: This site is a joke, and by no means is it official. I was inspired by the following excellent site (an actual candidate for the papacy):

by JSD : "Happy Birthday, Knapp!"